55 Year Old Golfer Ad By John Carlton

How Does An Out-Of-Shape 55 Year-Old Golfer, Crippled By Arthritis & 71 Lbs. Overweight, Still Consistently Humiliate PGA Pros In Head-To-Head Matches By Hitting Every Tee Shot Further And Straighter Down The Fairway?

The answer will shock and delight you! It's an amazingly simple "2-step" Maximum Distance revelation that, we swear, will take you just 3 swings to master yourself... instantly pumping massive payloads of accurate power into your swing no matter how uncoordinated or out-of-shape you are... and guaranteeing your very next tee shot will be a breathtaking dead solid straight drive of 250-plus yards! Plus... if you aren't convinced, these guys will pay you $10!

(Dateline: Visalia, CA) Do you think golf is an easy game? Darrell Klassen does... and he's been proving it for most of his life, using a simple 2-step secret that allowed him to zoom into the top ranks of the "underground" professional golfing world... and stay on top even as his body deteriorated into a complete mess. What's more, he's now ready to teach you everything he knows! It's a fascinating story worth finding out about, if you love golf. Darrell, you see, is now pushing 60, easily seventy pounds overweight, so nearsighted his glasses look like Coke bottle bottoms... and he has advanced osteo-arthritis so serious the doctors want to replace his knees with slabs of plastic right NOW. (Darrell wants to wait another five years, though the pain is getting Gothic.) Yet, you hurt just watching him hobble up to the tee, and wonder... "How The Heck Is This Poor Old Pathetic Guy Gonna Swing A Golf Club?" Certainly the PGA pros Darrell has regularly played for high-stakes money used to ask that question. But not anymore. Because Darrell simply gazes down the fairway, settles in for his swing... and then blasts another gorgeous 250-yard drive that sails straight down the middle. And he does it again on the next tee... and the next... and the next. All the way back to the clubhouse, where he finally gets to sit his fat bulk down and rest his ravaged knees... and collect all the money. ALL the money. In over thirty years of playing high-stakes "private betting" professional golf (where, as Lee Trevino said, the real golf begins finally for themselves), Darrell has never lost. And he's consistently played against (and crushed) the best golfers on the planet — including a major PGA star who won 5 Tour events not too long ago (and who, the lawyers insist, must remain nameless). Darrell is the hero of all other, less-than-athletic golfers everywhere.

Here's how to learn this secret for free (and get your "3 swings or $10 back" guarantee): Just call this special toll-free number, 1-800-316-5871, and tell whoever answers you want "Darrell's Longer And Straighter Video". (The price is just $49 plus $5 shipping and handling — less than you'd pay for a round of golf at most local courses.) Or, if you prefer to pay by check or money order (payable to OHP), simply fill out the order form below and mail it to the address provided. You will be rushing-ho to your door... and you have the leisure of taking your full 90-days to watch the tape, and go over your lessons (a "trial" period).

OHP Will Send You Back $10 For Your Trouble! That's an outrageous fair offer, don't you think? It means you get a complete free lesson... and unless you are absolutely convinced it would end your game forever, you aren't out a penny... and you will actually come out $10 ahead! (You can positively TRUST OHP, too — they're a high-profit company who have Michael O'Leary, a 10-year track record serving customers fairly. That's why you'll see their ads in Golf Illustrated, Golf Tips magazine, and Senior Golfer. These guys mean straight shooters, the best in the business.)