Desperate Housewife Gary Halbert

The Amazing Diet Secret Of A Desperate Housewife Who Was Scared Of Losing Her Husband!

My name is Betty Adams and, the first thing you should know about me is... I am not a doctor.

I Think I Know How Almost Any Woman In America Can Lose Up To 63 Pounds In A Very Easy Way! I know... because... I did it. Listen, not long ago I was scared I was going to lose my husband. I'm not kidding. My weight was up to almost 200 pounds. He never said anything. He never did. But... every once in a while, I would catch him looking at other women out of the corner of his eye. Who could blame him? I looked awful and I felt terrible about myself. So... I decided to go on a diet. I went to six different bookstores and I found out they had 67 different diet books. I bought every one of them. It cost me $1,541.23 and... seven months later... I had gained another 23 pounds. So, I went to a doctor. In fact, I went to three doctors. I took every pill they prescribed for me... and... I stayed fat. I tried four different liquid diets. I tried listening to those "subliminal" tapes. I ordered five different "can’t-fail" plans from those late night TV shows. I tried acupuncture. I tried hypnosis. You know, it seems to me, I tried almost everything on the market. Unfortunately, the results were always the same... I'd Lose A Few Pounds In The Beginning And Then, I'd Gain It All Back... And Sometimes I'd Even Gain More! Then, after all that, I did something I should have done at the very beginning. I sat down and thought about my problem. I thought about it for a long time. And then, I finally did it. I figured it out. Actually, I didn't really "discover" it because... I Figured It Out For Myself! It's so simple, so easy... and, it works so fast... you won't believe it. Which brings up another point: Why should you believe me? After all, as I said, I'm not a doctor, not a nutritionist and I don't have a college degree in anything. It doesn't matter. You see, I've figured out a way... I Can Force You To Believe Me! It's very simple. I have explained my secret in a small easy-to-read, little report. My report is written in plain English and you can read it from cover to cover in less than half-an-hour. It doesn't cost much either. It's only 62 pages and I can send it to you for a very small amount of money. But... how can I force you to believe me? That's easy. You see, if you decide to order my report, I'll send it to you right away... but... You Can Keep Your Money For 60-Days So You Will Have Plenty Of Time To Prove To Yourself My Secret Really Does Work! I'll explain about that in a minute. But first, let me tell you a little about what I have discovered. Look, if you want to lose weight and, keep it off, you have two big enemies. The first enemy is hunger. Nobody has enough willpower to stay hungry. This is the healthy way... MY way... and my report explains exactly how to do it. It's very simple. You can do it wherever you are and, it is something you are going to love doing. It won't cost you a penny (actually, it will save you money) and... I promise... as soon as you read about this... You Are Going To Have A Very Big Smile On Your Face! Why? Simply because my secret makes so much "common sense" you are going to laugh thinking about how all those expensive doctors and big shot experts never told you about it. Oh well, let's talk about the second enemy you have if you want to lose weight. Enemy #2 is... a slow metabolism. Your metabolism determines how fast you burn up calories. Some people have a very fast metabolism. They can eat just about anything they want and as much as they want... and never gain an ounce. But many people, people like you and me, are not that lucky. Our metabolism slows down a little more every year. Therefore, we can actually eat less than some of our lucky friends and... They Never Gain An Ounce While We Put On Pound After Pound! What should we do about this? Well, what we don't want to do, in my opinion, is take pills or drugs. You see, there is a very simple way (my way) to speed up your metabolism. And my method is good for you. It's cheap, it doesn't take much time, your doctor will approve, and you'll love how it works. What I'm going to give to you, to help you speed up your metabolism, is actually a prescription. But, since this prescription is 100% natural, you don't need to get it from a doctor. All the ingredients of this prescription are available almost everywhere... plus... all the ingredients are free, or else, very cheap to buy. (You probably have most of them already!) Anyway, that's the two main things you will learn when you read my report: (1) How to find a way to stop hunger so you never even want to overeat! I know three ways to fight hunger. Two of them are very dangerous and they can cause you to die. The third way? Well, that's my way... and... it's genuinely good for you. Let's talk about those two dangerous ways first: SMOKING: Want to lose weight fast? Just start smoking cigarettes (if you don't: already) and you'll probably lose somewhere between 8 to 20 pounds. Of course, you'll really mess up your health and eventually, you might even get lung cancer. And... what if you've got more than 8 to 20 pounds to lose? What are you going to do then? Note: If you already smoke, my secret will help you lose every extra pound... even if you quit! DIET PILLS: I don't care what kind they are. In my opinion, they are all dangerous. They are very expensive and they can really mess up your metabolism. However, my report does explain a few more things to you which you will find very interesting. For example: • What you must do before you finish each meal... while you are still sitting at the table! • Why you must, once a week, go on a binge! Believe it or not, there is one certain time every week... when you must force yourself to overeat. This really is true... and... doing this will help you lose weight. • One food you must never eat again, not even once a year! (I'm sorry about this. It's the only part of my weight-loss secret that's even a little bit hard. But, there is this one food that is so bad for overweight people... I recommend you NEVER eat it.) • How to get an actual photograph of yourself (right now!) that shows how you are going to look when you get down to your perfect weight! (This is really neat. You may not believe it until you see it.) Well, I guess that's it. You'll learn everything you need to know when you read my report. And, as I told you earlier, it doesn't cost very much. Not only that, when you order... I Want You To Postdate Your Check For 60-Days Ahead! This means you will have two full months to use my system and prove it will help you lose weight... before I can even cash your check! Why am I doing this? The answer is simple. You see, I know you will lose weight after you read my report. There is not a single doubt in my mind. But, since you don't know me... and... because I'm not a doctor or anything like that, I figured this would be a good way to put your mind at ease. Because, if you don't like my report, you can call or write my office (anytime within the 60-days) and I will immediately send back your uncashed check. But, I don't think you are going to do that. I think the day you read my report and start losing weight faster and easier than you ever thought possible! Period. It's easy to order. All you have to do is write your name and address and the words "Betty's Diet Report" on a piece of paper and send it with your postdated payment of only $19.95 plus $3.00 postage and handling to: Betty Adams 820 Ocean Dr. #301 Miami Beach, FL 33139 By the way, checks and money orders should be made out to me, Betty Adams, and it is not a good idea to send cash through the mail. And... please... don't forget to postdate your payment two full months (60-days) ahead. IMPORTANT: if you want extra fast service, you can use one of your credit cards and order by phone. My number is below. You can call anytime from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. East Coast time. Thank you.

"...I told him I wouldn't come home until I lost every ounce of my extra weight..." "...He said he'd never even thought about cheating on me..."

I Want You To Postdate Your Check For 60-Days Ahead! This means you will have two full months to use my system and prove it will help you lose weight... before I can even cash your check! It's easy to order. All you have to do is write your name and address and the words "Betty's Diet Report" on a piece of paper and send it with your postdated payment of only $19.95 plus $3.00 postage and handling to: Betty Adams 820 Ocean Dr. #301 Miami Beach, FL 33139 By the way, checks and money orders should be made out to me, Betty Adams, and it is not a good idea to send cash through the mail. And... please... don't forget to postdate your payment two full months (60-days) ahead. IMPORTANT: if you want extra fast service, you can use one of your credit cards and order by phone. My number is below. You can call anytime from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. East Coast time.