compilation — Opening Hook

“We know how you feel.”

“The Gulf oil spill is a tragedy that never should have happened.”

“LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO NOT FULLY ENJOY EACH AND EVERY REASON TO SMILE”

“Having lots of money, happiness will be at your hands. Thousands of dollars have been won in the lottery, Lotto, Casinos”

“Santa Claus slipped this Zippo into a Christmas stocking in 1932. It still works today.”